「胸下夹笔」为何要把下垂当成一种资本

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这年头吧,什么乱七八糟的玩意儿都有。半个月前不是日本有个二货妹子发了个胸下夹笔的图片,还傻不拉唧的说「够做到这个才能够被称之为是女生」
「胸下夹笔」为何要把下垂当成一种资本
她原本的意思是想说,做不到的都是飞机场;但是,对于博学的我来看,这尼玛简直是逗比啊,这种玩意儿很久就有了,几十年前就有了,那时候叫做「铅笔测试」,而且这种测试不是测试你胸是否够大的,而是用来测试你胸下垂的是否厉害的。
「胸下夹笔」为何要把下垂当成一种资本
参与的人还不少,男女都有,男胖子轻轻松松就能夹住一支笔,女胖子我倒是没找到图,不过我估计女胖子夹两三只笔都没问题。中国的妹子也有不少参与的,还有个妹子觉得夹只笔太简单了,于是夹起了一只润肤霜。
「胸下夹笔」为何要把下垂当成一种资本
跟「胸下夹笔」相对应的还有一个测试,那个测试才是来测试乳房是否完美的;需要把铅笔放在胸上,如果笔不会掉下去,这说明胸部坚挺而丰满。说到这个测试的初衷了,话说,你们是喜欢坚挺而丰满的咪咪还是下垂的巨乳呢?

 
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